Archive for September 13, 2012

Okay, okay I have already filled my quota of how many blogs I am allowed to write per day but I just had one more quip that I just had to put out there. I absolutely hate, let me repeat that for clarity’s sake I hate the self-taken photo.

 Girls seem to be fond of pulling out there phones and cameras and taking pictures of themselves whereaever they go and these are the most ridiculous terrible photos I have ever seen. There should be a distance that the camera needs to be in order to be taken. These pictures are the height of narcissism and usually look absolutely awful. The point of taking a picture is to commerate your time at a particular place at a particular time. I mean it is bad enough all the people who take pictures of themselves at the Leaning Tower of Piaza and then put them on facebook. Ya I know what the Leaning Tower of Piaza looks like, ya you are being really clever putting your hand up as if you are holding it up or pushing it over. Yep I have never seen this picture before. Thank you for taking a dozen pictures and then showing me. At least, however, these goofs (my mom says not to call people idiots) can look at the photo and be like yep that was when I was in France. What really gets my goat, however, is the goofs who will take pictures so close of themselves that they might as well be anywhere. Really what is the point of taking that picture. Yes I understand, you think you look beautiful and want a million pictures of close-ups of your face, whereever you go. Also that you think you are like a celebrity so everyone else wants to see these pictures of yourself too.

Newsflash, ya you are pretty, but so are many girls get over yourself. No one else wants to see these pictures so just put them up in your bedroom or wherever you want to create a shrine to your ego but please stop wasting valuable internet space on this junk. The internet is for porn and videos of babies and cats not of your face.

Ask a friend to take these pictures so that there is a backdrop because pictures of just close-ups are the worst. You have been told. So please stop doing it. If you want a picture at a rock concert also include in the picture the craziness of the crowd or the band on the stage that way when you tell people about it you can say that was at so and so event. If you are on holiday include some scenery or a monument or something of significance. Otherwise don’t put it on the internet. Facebook automatically puts it on everyone else’s wall and what you are saying when you put a picture of simply a close-up of you and your friend is that you don’t give a shit about the one hundred people who will have to see it.

If you can’t use your facebook or camera appropriately someone should just take them away.

 

There are so many realities television shows, while here is some more.

  How about a show called how street smart are you? Take ten competitors and give them each a secret button camera or something and see how well they thrive at being homeless. Who will be the best at begging, finding living accomodations on less than $20 dollars a day to start off with. This is a show I would much rather watch than pawnshop wars. This would require the competitiors to be gritty and tough and show initiative. See how mentally tough they are as the person who does the least that week is kicked off of the show and allowed to go back to their lives of a shelter and three meals a day. Who will be willing to keep going in terrible conditions for a chance of winning $50,000 plus a chance at fame. I know what people are thinking wouldn’t it be more interesting to have real homeless people compete. However, this would not test them as they are already used to the lifestyle and therefore would not have the struggle to adjust to it which would really make better tv. As well, do you really want to watch real homeless people? They are generally an unattractive bunch and have the scars of their lives to prove it while people generally like to watch attractive people do extreme things. Even the people on the Biggest Loser while fat are generally attractive as soon as they lose the weight.

   The people, however, should be spread out that way they can’t take comfort from each other or help each other. In addition, all the betraying each other or making alliances like happens on Survivor is boring. This will force the people to their breaking point much quicker to the point that they are ready to simply drop out of the contest so they do not have to endure anymore hardship.

  Another reality show I want to see is who wants to be the next top children’s librarian. Where they throw librarians to the wolves metaphorically speaking. Have a librarian go into an arcade and try and convince them to put down the video games and to pick up a book instead. There will also be the best book review component where libarians have to present a particular genre every week to a panel of three judges who critic them and decide who is the winner that week and who is going home. The winner will get to have a spa day for the individual days or a fancy restaurant which they definitely would not be able to afford on a librarian salary. Librarians are paid even worth than teachers so any sit-down restaurant would be a treat for this group. The judges will be JK Rowling, a representative from Scholastics and a descendant of John Dewey even though he has no interest in books, libraries, librarians or anything other than his skateboard. The grand prize winner will earn $40,000 for their library and this will mean they won’t get laid off because libraries can like zero government funding.

   Enough cooking shows or antique shows these are the reality shows that I want to watch next.

  

As you all know by now I try to write a new post every single day. However, not all the posts are of equal quality or even on the same topic. The only really unifying factors are that they have all been written by me and most of the posts have had to do with Aspergers. However, I have written posts about the media, about travelling about previous experience in my life. Some posts have been insightful and meaningful such as my post on reading body language when you have Aspergers, while other posts have been as meaningless as my favourite stupid movies. In addition some posts have been extremely personal such as my feelings of being discriminated against having Aspergers, while others have been as unpersonal as my feelings that Britney Spears would not be a good judge or mentor.

  Will my post tomorrow be about how unsuccessful I am with women, which is most likely going to be the case unless something miraculously changes somehow. Will it be about what I have learnt about relationships with women through more insight gleaned from Plenty of Fish? About how it is almost impossible to make relationships that start off of that website work, even though I have known a couple who were with each other a long time after meeting on there. 

  Or will my post be related more to my friendships such as the post I wrote about having Aspergers and how this affects my ability to make friends. Will it focus on one particular friend like my blog on Yuri Kimura? Most likely not because I don’t feel quite so comfortable about writing that kind of post. I am worried that people generally don’t like to be written about and want more privacy. I have no problem mentioning someone in my blog when they relate but that is usually only a brief mention. My mother who I am quite close with and is my best friend thinks I shouldn’t mention anyone at all. Especially by name.  When I have asked people if they mind being mentioned, however, they have informed me that this is not the case.

  Will something in the media catch my eye? Will it be caught by something that I am excited about such as the hit television show Smash? Or will it be something that repulses and tickles my funny bone like anything about Britney Spears?

  Or will I really have nothing to really talk about therefore throw something together so that my blog is consistent and daily like my blog on stupid movies? My friend Meghan who’s a professional writer and really insightful and smart when it comes to lots of things such as writing says that a person should try and write everyday even if it isn’t their best work but just to keep improving their skills.

 Will the article be about what I find sexy in girls like my blog about girls with tattoos and girls without tattoos? What else are turn-ons or offs to me. Who I think the sexiest girl alive that I’ve ever met or seen on television?

  Who knows what tomorrow holds in store, I definitely don’t. All I can do is reflect on the blogs I have written in the past. Which happily I can say number 54 in all.